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1) Pink Banana Runtz - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 70% Indica / 30% Sativa

THC: 26% - 27%

Pink Banana Runtz is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Banana Z X Gelato #33 strains. A truly gorgeous bud with a delightful flavor, Pink Banana Runtz is the perfect tasty treat for any indica lover. The appearance of this bud will immediately catch your eye, with beautifully oversized and chunky, Christmas tree-shaped neon green nugs with vibrant pink undertones, bright purplish-red leaves, thin orange hairs and frosty, tiny pink-tinted white crystal trichomes. Breaking apart each colorful, sticky little nugget will release aromas of creamy, sweet bananas accented by tropical guavas and sharp citrusy candies. The flavor is a fresh fruity bouquet, blending together sweet creamy bananas with citrusy apples and citrusy candies galore. The Pink Banana Runtz high is long-lasting and euphoric from start to finish, offering giddy effects that will put you in an absolutely amazing mood. You'll feel happy from the instant you exhale, hit square in the face with a heady bliss that has you feeling unfocused and pretty giggly at times. As you laugh the day away, you'll feel a light touch of physical relaxation take hold, anchoring you to reality. In combination with its super high 26-27% average THC level, these effects give Pink Banana Runtz an edge in treating chronic stress, chronic pain, nausea, depression or mood swings and bipolar disorder.

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Pink Banana Runtz

Effects: Euphoria, Giggly, Happy, Long Lasting, Relaxing, Uplifting

May Relieve: Bipolar Disorder, Chronic Pain, Depression, Nausea, Stress

Flavors: Apple, Banana, Candy, Citrus, Creamy, Fruity, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

Aromas: Apple, Candy, Fruity, Sour, Sweet, Tropical

2) Slush Mint Cake - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 70% Indica / 30% Sativa

THC: 27% - 31%

Slush Mint Cake is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the delicious Slur mint IX X Ice Cream Cake strains. A super heavy-hitter with a powerful, long-lasting high, Slush Mint Cake is a delightfully sweet treat that's perfect for any experienced indica lover. The high will come rushing in as soon as you exhale, filling your mind with an immediate, stoney lift that fills your brain to the brim with heady euphoria. As your mind flies, you'll fade further and further into this heavy stoney place, leaving you feeling totally out of it and a bit sleepy at times. A relaxing body high accompanies this cerebral stone, helping you to become one with your bed or couch before you finally get to dozing. Given these effects and its insanely high 23-31% average THC level, Slush Mint Cake is often chosen to treat chronic stress, chronic pain, headaches or migraines, depression or mood swings and insomnia. This bud has a super sweet and sugary creamy mint candy flavor with touches of fresh fruity berries. The aroma is just about the same, with added layers of zesty citrus brought into the mix. Slush Mint Cake buds have fat and dense, grape-shaped emerald-green nugs with vibrant amber undertones, thin orange hairs and tiny, vibrantly purple-white trichomes.

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Slush Mint Cake

Effects: Body High, Cerebral, Euphoria, Long Lasting, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting

May Relieve: Chronic Pain, Depression, Headaches, Insomnia, Migraines, Stress

Flavors: Berry, Candy, Citrus, Creamy, Fruity, Mint, Sour, Sweet

Aromas: Citrus, Creamy, Earthy, Fruity, Mint, Sour, Spicy, Sweetl

3) Bobby Wild - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 70% Indica / 30% Sativa

THC: 24% - 26%

Bobby Wild is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent Legend OG X GMO Cookies strains. If you're on the hunt for a true full-bodied high that will have you feeling like you don't have a single care in the world for hours on end, Bobby Wild is a fantastic option for you. The Bobby Wild high will hit you quickly, rushing in with an immediate heady effect that launches your mind into a lifted place of unfocused headiness. As your mind gets hit with this stoney headband, a buzzy body high will sink into your physical form, locking you down to the couch with a deep relaxation that can have you feeling a bit stoned. Thanks to these effects and its super high 24-26% average THC level, Bobby Wild is often chosen to treat a variety of conditions including chronic pain, arthritis, cramps or muscle spasms, depression, chronic stress and headaches or migraines. This bud has a sweet and spicy nutty cookie flavor with a hint of woody pine. The aroma takes it up a notch, adding pungent layers of heavy dank to the mix that will fill any room with an insane stench. Bobby Wild buds have oversized and fluffy, conical bright neon green nugs with lots of thick, light orange hairs and chunky white crystal trichomes.

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Bobby Wild

Effects: Body High, Calming, Happy, Relaxing, Tingly, Uplifting

May Relieve: Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Cramps, Depression, Headaches, Migraines, Muscle Spasms, Stress

Flavors: Mint, Nutty, Pine, Spicy, Sweet, Woody

Aromas: Dank, Diesel, Earthy, Mint, Pine, Spicy, Woody

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4) Tropical Junky - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Sativa from Oakland, California.

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Tropical Junky is a sativa-leaning hybrid cannabis strain known for delivering bright, uplifting, and highly social mental energy. Bred by Purple City Genetics and prominently cultivated by the brand Coastal Sun, this cultivar typically boasts a potent THC content averaging around 30% to 31% in its standard flower form.

Genetics & Lineage

The strain is a direct cross of two distinct parent varieties:

• Orange 76: Lends a bright, sweet citrus foundation.

• Chimera Junky: Contributes complex modern "Junky" depth and structural resin production.

Flavor and Aroma Profile

Tropical Junky features a highly aromatic, exotic terpene profile dominated by \(\alpha \)-Bisabolol, Camphene, and 3-Carene.

• Inhale: Bright, sweet peachy-citrus notes mixed with ripe tropical fruit.

• Undertones: Subtle, earthy musk and light gaseous accents on the exhale.

Effects & Experience

According to consumer feedback and dispensary listings from platforms like Jane and Weedmaps, the strain is highly functional and ideal for daytime or creative activities.

• Artsy Creativity: Stimulates the mind and inspires focused, artistic workflows.

• Social Boost: Increases chattiness, making it ideal for group settings or cozy gatherings.

• Clear Head High: Delivers a euphoric buzz without heavy physical sedation

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Tropical Junky

5) Moon Dog - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Sativa from Humboldt, California.

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Moon Dog is a mystical, high-vibrational sativa-leaning hybrid cannabis cultivar that has captured the attention of the 2026 California boutique market. Bred and championed by the women-led Moon Made Farms in Southern Humboldt, California, it is a cross between Cherry Moon and Black Dog. Cultivated using regenerative, indigenous-aligned practices that follow the lunar cycle, Moon Dog is celebrated as much for its unique origin story as its electric effects.

Designed to provide a “floaty but focused” experience, Moon Dog represents the pinnacle of 2026 sun-grown cannabis, emphasizing full-spectrum complexity over raw THC percentages. The information below is provided strictly for scientific and botanical reference.

Scientific & Botanical Overview

Moon Dog is a visually dazzling cultivar that thrives under the full spectrum of the sun. Botanically, it inherits the deep, dark coloration of Black Dog, often exhibiting near-black fan leaves and midnight-purple calyxes. The Cherry Moon side contributes a lighter, resinous gloss and a more elongated, sativa-leaning bud structure.

The cultivar is distinguished by its regenerative cultivation approach, emphasizing natural cycles and environmental harmony. This method contributes to a diverse terpene profile rich in aromatic complexity, with medium-density flowers and a sticky, resin-coated surface.

This strain exemplifies a shift toward full-spectrum cannabis, where terpene diversity and cultivation philosophy play a central role in the final experience.

Effects & Use-Cases (Reported)

Commonly reported effects: An immediate cerebral lift that sharpens perception while maintaining a calm, grounded physical state. Users often describe the experience as “electric” yet smooth and manageable.

Use-case context: Frequently associated with creative thinking, social interaction, and reflective or meditative activities. Its balanced nature allows for focus and engagement without overwhelming intensity.

Note: These observations are anecdotal reports and should not be interpreted as medical claims.

Aroma & Flavors

Aroma: Bright cherry and citrus layered over earthy and lightly spicy undertones.

Flavor: Clean and zesty on the inhale, followed by a grounded, woody finish with subtle herbal notes.

Terpene associations: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Ocimene.

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Moon Dog

6) Secret Breakfast - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Hybrid - 50% Sativa /50% Indica

THC: 26%

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Secret Breakfast is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the mouthwatering Secret Cookies X Ice Cream Cake strains. The perfect tasty treat to enjoy alone or with others, Secret Breakfast offers a well-balanced high with a delightfully sugary flavor that will satisfy any hybrid lover's sweet tooth. The taste of this bud will leave you dreaming of your next toke, with a creamy and sweet vanilla pancake-like taste accented by hints of sugary chocolate syrup. The aroma is just about the same, although it can have touches of savory herbs added to the super sweet, dessert-like mix. The Secret Breakfast high will settle in quickly, taking on your mind first with a lifted sense of heady bliss that leaves you grinning from ear to ear. As your euphoria expands, a deep sense of physical relaxation will begin to slowly sink into your body, calming you from head to toe without affecting your mental state in the slightest. In combination with its high 24-28% average THC level, these effects make Secret Breakfast a great option for treating a variety of patients who are looking for relief from the symptoms of conditions including chronic stress, chronic pain, depression or mood swings, nausea and headaches or migraines. This bud has dense, grape-shaped bright emerald-green nugs with rich golden undertones, super thin orange hairs and tiny, golden-white crystal trichomes.

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Secret Breakfast

Effects: Euphoria, Happy, Relaxing, Sociable, Uplifting

May Relieve: Chronic Pain, Depression, Headaches, Nausea, Stress

Flavors: Chocolate, Creamy, Nutty, Spicy, Sugary, Sweet, Vanilla

Aromas: Chocolate, Earthy, Herbal, Nutty, Spicy, Sweet, Vanilla

Secret Breakfast is a balanced hybrid cannabis strain created through a high-profile collaboration between Sonoma Hills Farm and the famous San Francisco artisan ice cream brand, Humphry Slocombe. The strain is directly inspired by Humphry Slocombe's signature "Secret Breakfast" ice cream flavor, which features a unique blend of bourbon whiskey and cornflakes

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1) Drip Drop - $60/Half or $100/OZ

Drip Drop is a potent, terpene-heavy cannabis strain that typically features a pungent fusion of sweet fruit (like cherry or berry) and loud, gassy diesel undertones. While genetics can vary by cultivator, it is most commonly found as an uplifting, relaxing hybrid.

Strain Profile

• Lineage: Common crosses include Cherry Koff Drop × Gas Drop or Granddaddy Purp × Banana Hammock.

• Effects: Known for delivering a balanced, uplifting cerebral head high that gradually melts into full-body relaxation.

• Appearance: Visually striking buds covered in resinous trichomes with striking green and dark purple hues.

• Flavor Profile: Syrupy sweetness mixed with sharp chem-gas. Prominent terpenes often include Beta-Caryophyllene, Humulene, and Limonene.

1 Psilocybin mushrooms

1) Bluey Vuitton mushrooms- $80/half oz or $160/oz

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Bluey Vuitton mushrooms, also known as Albino Bluey Vuitton, are a hybrid strain of psilocybin mushrooms. They are a cross between an albino strain of Psilocybe cubensis and the Bluey Vuitton hybrid. This strain is known for its striking appearance and robust growth characteristics.

Physical Appearance

• Color: Predominantly white or ivory with bluish highlights.

• Shape: Conical caps that spread as they mature.

• Stems: Medium-thick and slightly velvety.

Growth Traits

• Cultivation: Suitable for both beginners and experienced growers.

• Colonization: Fast and even, adapting well to controlled environments.

Psychoactive Properties

Bluey Vuitton mushrooms contain psilocybin, which converts to psilocin in the body, producing psychoactive effects. They are known for delivering a potent psychedelic experience.

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