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1)Jordanz - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Hybrid - 50% Sativa /50% Indica

THC: 27%

Jordanz, also known as “Jordans,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Gary Payton X Runtz strains. Named for the one and only Michael Jordan, Jordanz is the perfect balanced option to help you settle in and kick back for the rest of your day. The high will hit you slowly, beginning with a subtle buzzy effect felt in the extremities. This feeling will soon begin to inch its way throughout the rest of your body, creeping in before finally taking hold with a deep sense of lazy relaxation. You'll find that you're pretty immovable as your mind is lifted into a stoney state of happy lethargy that leaves you smiling but really unmotivated to do anything at all. With these effects and its super high 18-27% average THC level, Jordanz is often suggested to treat a variety of patients and conditions including chronic stress or anxiety, chronic fatigue, insomnia and depression or mood swings. This bud has a sweet and sugary fruity berry candy flavor with a bright, citrusy lemon exhale. The aroma is very similar, with a punch of sharp citrus accented by fruity red berries and gassy diesel. Jordanz buds have fluffy, grape-shaped minty green nugs with super thin orange hairs and a frosty coating of tiny, sparkling white crystal trichomes.

Jordanz

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Effects: Calming, Happy, Relaxing, Sleepy, Uplifting

May Relieve: Anxiety, Depression, Fatigue, Insomnia, Stress

Flavors: Berry, Candy, Citrus, Fruity, Sour, Sugary, Sweet

Aromas: Berry, Citrus, Diesel, Earthy, Fruity, Gas, Sour, Spicy, Sweet

2) Big Perm - $80/Half or $150/OZ

Big Perm is a potent Indica-dominant hybrid with origins tracing back to Afghanistan. It boasts a flavor profile dominated by tar, lime, and tropical notes, enriched by a sweet undertone of rose.

Effects, Medical and Recreational Uses:

This strain offers a varied experience with effects ranging from hunger and talkativeness to tingling and sedation, making it suitable for a wide range of activities and medical uses. With THC levels between 22% and 26%, Big Perm is effective in treating depression, Parkinson's disease, lack of appetite, and phantom limb pain. Users should be aware of potential side effects such as heightened sensory perception, thirst, and fatigue.

Big Perm

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3) Banana Biscotti - $80/Half or $150/OZ

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Banana Biscotti (sometimes seen as Banana Biscotti F1) is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain.

(Strawberry Banana × Honey Boo Boo) × (Gushers × Biscotti) Skunk Global+1

It is described as having a high THC level (around 28% in some samples) and a rich flavor/terpene profile with sweet, fruity, vanilla, and some gas/earth notes. Skunk Global+1

Characteristics

Aroma & Flavor:

• The dominant taste and smell profile is reported as sweet banana-fruity, with vanilla and biscotti (“cookie/baked”) undertones. Strain Envy+1

• Additional nuances include berries, skunky citrus, earthy pine. Skunk Global+1

Effects:

• Users report a euphoric and cerebral onset despite the indica dominance. Skunk Global

• Sedation/body-buzz can follow, though this strain apparently leans toward a clearer head space rather than heavy “knock-out.”

Banana Biscotti

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4) Grapple Pie - $80/Half or $150/OZ

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Grapple Pie is a hybrid strain bred by Compound Genetics and made from a genetic cross of Apple Fritter x Grape Gasoline. This is a soothing nightcap of a strain, with tingling and happy effects that ease the consumer into the night; it may help with minor aches and stress. Grapple Pie perfectly blends acidic, citric apple notes with sweet grape, tinged with gasoline and hops; these plants produce dense, conical buds that range between green and purple.

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Grapple Pie strain overview

• Genetics: Created by Compound Genetics, this is an indica-forward hybrid strain that is a cross between Apple Fritter and Grape Gasoline.

• Appearance: The buds typically have deep purple, almost black hues with orange hairs and are covered in tiny white trichomes.

• Flavor and aroma: The strain is known for its loud diesel aroma, combined with hints of grape, sweet vanilla, and baked apple. The flavor is often described as funky berry and natural herbs with notes of diesel and tart candy.

• Effects: Users report a balanced experience that is both mentally uplifting and relaxing. It's often recommended for evening use to unwind. Effects can include feelings of relaxation, bliss, and creativity.

• Terpene profile: This strain commonly features terpenes such as Caryophyllene, Limonene, Myrcene, and Ocimene.

Grapple Pie

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1) Mr. Nasty - $120/oz

Indica Dominant Hybrid - 70% Indica / 30% Sativa

THC: 26% - 30%

Mr. Nasty is an indica dominant hybrid strain (70% indica/30% sativa) created through crossing the potent GMO X Grease Monkey strains. Don't let the name of this baby scare you away - Mr. Nasty is anything but nasty. In fact, this bud packs a high that is said to be one of ‘authentic zen,' with soothing effects that will numb any mental aches or pains with just one toke. This calming state is accompanied from start to finish with a boost in creativity and sociability, allowing you the mental space that you need to chat with friends or simply get creating some amazing artwork. Thanks to these effects and its high 26-30% average THC level, Mr. Nasty is often chosen to treat a variety of conditions including chronic stress or anxiety PITSD, depression, chronic pain and arthritis. This bud has a sweet and skunky citrusy lemon flavor with a notably dank exhale. The aroma is on the heavier side of the spectrum, with a super pungent and dank peppery skunky overtone accented by earthy herbs and a punch of sharply sour citrus and lemons. Mr. Nasty buds have fluffy and tapered heart-shaped forest green nugs with vivid minty undertones, lots of thin orange hairs and a frosty thick coating of sparkling golden-amber crystal trichomes.

Effects: Calming, Creative, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting

May Relieve: Anxiety, Arthritis, Chronic Pain, Depression, PTSD, Stress

Flavors: Citrus, Herbal, Lemon, Peppery, Skunky, Spicy

Aromas: Citrus, Dank, Earthy, Herbal, Peppery, Pungent, Souro do with Epstein.

Mr. Nasty

1 Psilocybin mushrooms

1) Magic Mushrooms Psilocybe Natalensis- $80/half oz or $160/oz

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Psilocybe natalensis is a relatively rare and recently described species of psychedelic mushroom from South Africa, closely related to the well-known Psilocybe cubensis.

Here’s what’s notable about it:

1. Origin & Discovery

• First formally described in 1995 by mycologist Jochen Gartz and colleagues.

• Native to KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa — hence the name natalensis.

• Naturally grows in subtropical grasslands, often in sandy soils enriched with animal dung.

2. Appearance

• Cap: 2–6 cm, convex when young, flattening with age, caramel to golden-brown when moist, fading to pale yellowish when dry.

• Gills: Purple-brown to black with age, attached to the stem.

• Stem: Slender, whitish to yellowish, bruises blue when damaged.

• Bruising: Blue coloration indicates the presence of psilocybin.

3. Chemistry & Potency

• Contains psilocybin and psilocin (psychoactive tryptamines).

• Potency is often reported as equal to or slightly stronger than P. cubensis.

• Subjective reports suggest a “clear, euphoric” experience with less body load than some other species — but this is anecdotal.

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